I'm sure you've all been waiting breathlessly for my next post; I apologize, I was on vacation.

The last time I was at Myrtle beach it was a hoppin' joint filled with beautiful people. Half-naked girls walked the streets, and the beach was replete with OLDA-boys! Nothing has changed, except Sara and I. While we aged about 3 years, no one else did. The boys ranged from 12 to 16. Disgusting. The one reason people go on vacation is to forget who they are, do crazy things they'd never do in Pennsylvania, and meet up with boys because there aren't any eligible ones in the tri-state area! I did none of the above. Rob Lowe, in the body of a 14-year-old, did happen to hit on us. However I am a strong advocate against child-molestation.