The dating scene here at the Grove is mostly, if not all dead. There are two choices, you can either a) abstain from dating, or b) you can get engaged. Most people choose option a because they are afraid of option b. It's quite disgusting. Life would be much easier if all could simply adopt the idea: date early and date often. The young men are afraid of getting roped into commitment and the young girls are afraid of no commitment. This is exactly why I have prepared a short guide to dating.

1. If you see someone interesting, it's ok to want to get to know them better. First, find something to talk to them about. A good first start would be "I'm reading that same book," not "You're hot."
2. Hanging out one-on-one can very easily be considered a date. "Wanna hang out tomorrow?" is much less threatening than "Would you like to go on a date with me?"
3. While conversating (yes, I made it up), keep things light. DO NOT under ANY circumstances mention marriage, or the possibility of children.
4. If you are interested in this person, make eye contact while talking, pay attention to what they say. Lean in if you want to show intrigue; touch his/her arm lightly if it is appropriate. Never smack their booty or growl. Ever. End of discussion.
5. If you have some money, you can offer to pay; Dutch treat is also acceptable.
6. At the end of the "date" do not get too physical. (Yes boys, grabbing her boob is considered too physical) A kiss is not always the best way to end either. Handshakes are awkward in parting. When the time comes, you'll know what to do.
7. If you had a good time, it is not too forward to ask him/her to hang out again. This is why it is called dating, the word is a gerund, signaling the action is ongoing.
8. It is also not a crime to date more than one person simultaneously. Exclusive dating is another chapter.

If this doesn't work, I'm sorry for you. If it is any consolation, I've decided I'm going to end up like the woman in yellow. Still trying to turn a few heads. (Blue hair optional)